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Gamzee/Reader Highschool AU [12]

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It didn't take you long to figure out that you had the entire school, well the majority of your school, under your thumb. All you needed to do is create a post telling them to do something and they would do it. You found that out when you mentioned 'Wear Purple Mondays' for the sake of Demiti. Sure as hell the population of your high school started wearing purple on mondays. It was tempting just to color code every day of the week, but Varnai said we would be like some weird school where we matched everyday so you thought against it. 

"FUCKING HELL!" you screamed. There were two 'what happened' from the call, "Fucking shit didn't save my work." you responded. "Back to square one." you sighed, starting the chapter again. Varnai laughed slightly, "That happened with my big A:TLA project I was working on, and I think I broke keyboard number 2." 

"Yeah, because Varnai is so fucking STRONG!" you mocked going back to typing. "No, no, you know who's strong. Equius Zahhak. That guy looks like a bodybuilder." Marada piped in. 

"No, that guy is fine piece of ass." you almost gagged at her comment, "Hey, I didn't say anything about your clown of a boyfriend better shut up." 

"But how?" Marada asked, "Neither did I comment on the greaser." 

"Equius is Nepeta's best friend so it should be able to get to him." you said to her, "What and you think I'm going to approach a guy are you crazy, are you forgetting that I am not like this in public?" she reminded. 

"Marada, I still don't get the greaser." you remarked getting off the topic of Equius. "Why are we criticizing each others boyfriends?" she asked the more peaceful side of her coming out. "No it's not criticizing, it's more of making fun of them." Varnai said. You scoffed, "That's the same basic thing Varnai." 

"But what does his makeup taste like?" Marada asked. "I can't decide if I should label it disgusting or if it tastes vaguely like grapes." you answered trying to think of what exactly the makeup on his lips tasted like. 

"Cronus kinds has a hint of cigarettes to him, I think I like it," you could head Varnai gag from the other end. "Oh, that is information I don't need to know Marada." 

"If we're talking about what Gamzee's face tastes like, I have the right to talk about what my boyfriend's mouth tastes like." Marada defended. "Not the only thing you've tasted on him." Varnai mumbled. You groaned as Marada retorted the other, "At least I don't draw people giving them." "Yeah, but who's a pro at making the sounds."  

"Leave the whole voice acting thing alone Varnai, and Marada I think we all know that chances of you ever giving Cronus a bj is pretty high. I don't even think you're a virgin anymore." 

"Look, after two years with Cronus Ampora there can only be one thing he will give you for an anniversary present." Marada said. "It was a damn good present too." she added. 

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"I will say I wouldn't fucking mind seeing you in heels." he said, "Give me a few months, I haven't worn heels since I decided to stop modeling." you answered. You had never seen him look at you more surprised and shocked when you mentioned the modeling. "Wait, what are we up and motherfucking talking?" he asked making you laugh. 

"You already know who my parents are." you said, "So as soon as I learned to walk I was put into a small modeling career. I walked my first runway when I was 10, and I give those models my condolences because those goddamn cameras are bright. But it was rather fun for me, but I stopped years ago, the last shoot I was in was my fathers summer collection." 

He didn't say anything after that, "You're imagining me in a bikini, aren't you." you said. "Yes I motherfucking am. You'd be the sexiest lil mama I have ever seen in a bikini." he answered. 

"Gamzee, those days are behind me. Like years behind me." you said. "Bet those were some good years." he beamed as you rolled your eyes. "Have you ever had a wedgie so bad you felt like it was going to cut your ass in half?" you asked. It took him a few seconds to answer. "Actually yes." he answered. "I should just give you a wedgie right here." 

"And the entire school will know that you're in my pants." he answered. "Like it's a bad thing." you retorted. "And there is only like 10 people out here, and all are being absorbed by their cell phones/laptops." you added. He nodded agreeing with you, "Plus with those baggy jeans you wear reaching my hands down your pants won't be that hard."  

"You can do that any moment you want to." he replied. "Yeah, and I'll make sure to squeeze your ass really hard." you remarked playfully. "For all you know I might be into that shit." 

"Then, I'll squeeze your ass had hard and as much as you want." you promised. "You both have the weirdest way of flirting." Respia said, "I didn't need to hear how hard you would squeeze his ass, and you're lucky I'm on your side because Ashley would have used that dirt on the both of you." 

"What do you want?" you asked. "Well Ashley sent me over here, to 'investigate' but I'm choosing not to tell her about the whole ugly flirting seceng going on." she replied. "Oh and, Ms. Dooley told me to give you this." she handed you a orange slip, "Tardies, they catch up to ya." she said, "Yay, detention session number 3 of this year!" you cheered sarcastically. "It's his fault if anything." you added. 

"Hey, I'll be there with you." he said smiling, "What did you do now?" you asked. "Well, I got all the faygo flavors from the vending machine in the teachers lounge, then mixed them up during my free period then poured it into Mr. Jackson's coffee. After drinking some and saving a grape and cherry for us two." 

"I told you that you were going to get caught. You chose the wrong teacher, you have to do it with someone with much less of a god complex." you responded. "Well, his reaction was the fucking perfect one, I have never motherfucking seen a person gag so hard. And I have seen the Ampora's porn folder." 

"Wait which one?" 

"Eridan."

"Though so, see Cronus has Marada and I think they are at it in every fucking corner." 

"See, again. You both have the weirdest way of bonding." Respia chimed in, slightly confused.  

"Greatest way of bonding." you said back. 
Silently cowers in the corner BECAUSE IHAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER! 

I AM SO SORRY!

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This sounds like how I met my moirail. She was talking about asses, and I interjected hers was fiiiiiine~ True Story.